1、明明可以靠顏值吃飯，偏偏卻要工作，我不知道明明是誰啦，反正我是偏偏。

I don’t know who I am, but I have to work.

2、總覺得自己的性格不適合上班，只適合領工資。

I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, only suitable for salary.

3、五十六種語言，匯成一句話，不想上班不想上班。

Fifty six languages, in one sentence, do not want to go to work, do not want to work.

4、漫長的歲月，竟然沒有一天適合上班。

For a long time, there is not a day suitable for work.

5、不管是今天還是明天，依舊是不想上班的一天。

No matter today or tomorrow, it is still a day when you don’t want to go to work.

6、早知道人間有上班這種事 我當初就不該下凡。

I should not have gone down to earth when I knew there was such a thing as going to work.

7、一個星期七天，總有那么七天不想上班。

Seven days a week, there are always seven days that I don’t want to go to work.

8、每天早上起床都要看一遍福布斯富翁排行榜，如果上面沒有我的名字，我就去上班。

Every morning I get up and read the Forbes rich list. If my name isn’t on it, I go to work.

9、上班是會呼吸的痛，他活在我身上每個角落。

Work is the pain of breathing, he lives in every corner of my body.

10、什么叫萬死不辭？就是每天被氣死一萬遍，仍然不辭職。

What’s the meaning of death? Even if he is angry to death ten thousand times a day, he still refuses to resign.

11、消極的人才會抱怨起床上班，積極的人早就請假繼續躺了。

Negative people will complain about getting up to work, while positive people will ask for leave to continue lying down.

12、確認過眼神，是社會主義上班人。

I’ve confirmed my eyes. I’m a socialist worker.

13、我要悄悄打工，然后驚艷所有人 !

I’m going to work quietly and surprise everyone!

14、人可以一天不吃飯，但不能一天不打工。

People can not eat for a day, but can not work for a day.

15、當手里的活兒多到不知該如何下手時，我們就應該靜下心來玩手機。

When there is so much work in hand that we don’t know how to start, we should calm down and play with mobile phones.