Feeling Snotty These Hilarious Cold Jokes Will Have You Laughing Through Your Tissues!

It's that time of year again; cold and flu season. If you've been hit with a cold, then you know the drill: tissues, cough drops, and hot tea. But why suffer in silence when you can add a little humor to the mix? Here are some jokes guaranteed to make you chuckle, even through your sniffles.

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems. If you're feeling under the weather, it's easy to get bogged down in the negatives. But remember, there are always things to be grateful for, even in the midst of a cold.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator. It's important to stay hydrated when you have a cold, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a little humor with your water or tea.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing! When you're feeling miserable, sometimes all you need is a good joke to lift your spirits.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut! Sometimes laughter really is the best medicine, especially when you're feeling down and out with a cold.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You might think it's R, but it be the C! When you're feeling crummy, it can be easy to forget that there's a whole world out there waiting to be explored. A little joke can help shift your perspective and remind you of the good times to come.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite! When you're in the middle of a cold, it's easy to get stuck in a negative thought cycle. But sometimes all it takes is a silly joke to snap you out of it and help you see the bright side.

So there you have it, some humor to help you through your cold. Remember, laughter is contagious, so share these jokes with your friends and family and spread some joy and cheer this cold and flu season.