1、別等到我把巴掌扇你臉上，你才知道把自己的嘴縫上。

Don't wait until I slap you in the face before you know to sew your mouth.

2、你不必只展示三天的朋友圈，我一天都不想看。

You don't have to show your circle of friends for three days. I don't want to see it all day.

3、用不著你喜歡，也輪不到你討厭。

You don't need to like it, nor can you hate it.

4、我以為你只是個白蓮花，沒想到居然也有心機婊的成分在。

I thought you were just a white lotus, but I didn't expect you to have the element of a scheming bitch.

5、問君能有多么丑，恰似禿驢又像斑點狗。

Ask how ugly you can be, just like a bald donkey and a spotted dog.

6、昨晚我拿你的承諾去喂狗，第二天早上發現狗死了。

Last night I fed the dog with your promise, and the next morning I found the dog dead.

7、你已經是個大人了，你可以沒有愛情，但不能沒有錢。

You are already an adult. You can have no love, but you can't have no money.

8、做個迷人的混蛋，溫柔且目中無人。

Be a charming bastard, gentle and defiant.

9、我并非善類，而你，純屬敗類。

I am not a good man, and you are a scum.

10、無聊的人會選擇在一起腐爛，有趣的人才要在一起蓬蓽生輝。

Boring people will choose to rot together, and interesting people will shine together.

11、四個最想實現的愿望：不勞而獲、不學有術、相愛無傷、狂吃不胖。

The four most wanted wishes: get something for nothing, don't learn to have skills, love without injury, crazy eating without fat.

12、我的故事有很多，只是不想與你說，我的烈酒也很灼，只是不想與你喝。

I have many stories. I just don't want to tell you that my liquor is also very hot. I just don't want to drink with you.

13、生活不止當下的茍且，還有前任的請帖。

Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.

14、長點臉，擦清眼，麻煩你看清楚什么叫臉色。

Grow your face and wipe your eyes. Please see what face is.

15、我也并非與生俱來就帶刺，知道我不好就別碰。

I'm not born with thorns. Don't touch me if you know I'm bad.

16、做個惡魔，沒有感情，自帶殺氣。

Be a devil, have no feelings, bring murderous spirit.

17、你在路上隨便碰到的一個人，都是別人做夢都想見的那個人。

The person you meet casually on the road is the one others want to see in their dreams.

18、畢竟黑豹需要自由奔跑，不能滿足于擁抱。

After all, panthers need to run freely and can't be satisfied with hugging.

19、不必恭維，不必討好，愛你的人自然會給你擁抱。

No need to compliment, no need to please, the person who loves you will naturally give you a hug.

20、其實孩子氣也沒什么不好，人總有一天會長大，何必成熟太早，失去太早。

In fact, there is nothing wrong with childishness. People will grow up one day. Why mature too early and lose too early.

21、不喜歡你之后，才發現你那么普通，還那么丑。

After I didn't like you, I found you so ordinary and ugly.

22、不必在意別人的眼光，你自己就是王。

Don't care about other people's eyes. You are the king yourself.

23、不要在小人小事上浪費時間，將軍有劍，不斬蒼蠅。

Don't waste time on small things. A general has a sword and doesn't cut flies.

24、我不想欠你的，你潑我的冷水我都收集好了，煮沸后我會潑回去給你。

I don't want to owe you. I've collected all the cold water you poured on me. After boiling, I'll pour it back to you.

25、若我是萬千繁星其中一個，你便是我的星軌，使我晝夜不知停。

If I were one of thousands of stars, you would be my orbit, making me restless day and night.

26、美丑由命，胖瘦在天，就靠這句話活著了。

Beauty and ugliness depend on life, fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

27、活得精彩，全憑本事。

Live a wonderful life, all by your ability.

28、如果當初沒有添加好友，現在也不會有那么多故事。

If you hadn't added friends, there wouldn't be so many stories now.

29、十步殺一人，千里不留行。事了拂衣去，深藏身與名。

Kill one person in ten steps and leave him alone for thousands of miles. When things are over, brush your clothes and hide your name.

30、我就喜歡你看不慣我又干不掉我的樣子。

I just like the way you don't like me and can't kill me.

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